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2024 Classic: The Stanley Cup 2.0

 My wife now has a Stanley for every day of the week. I told her we don’t have enough shelf space for 300 ounces of “hydration.” She told me I’m just “dehydrated and bitter.”

Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse & AI Overlords” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pirates_Jack_S07/15/2007 01:43But you have heard of this joke!
@Kernel_Panic_9805/20/1998 19:04This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
@SoulSeek_Fan02/19/2008 23:43Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Grunge_Lord_9404/03/2010 19:40I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Limp_Bizkit_Fan07/25/2015 18:31Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
@Butthead_Uhhh06/21/2000 23:39Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Dexter_Lab_Fan07/19/2015 03:16Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@YouTube_Beta_User10/11/2000 08:52I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
@Blogger_Default03/03/2004 01:59Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
@Leeroy_Jenkins03/06/2004 01:49At least I have chicken... and this joke!

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