My wife now has a Stanley for every day of the week. I told her we don’t have enough shelf space for 300 ounces of “hydration.” She told me I’m just “dehydrated and bitter.”
Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse & AI Overlords” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
But you have heard of this joke!
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Rare humor found in the deep web.
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
At least I have chicken... and this joke!