2008 Archive: The Spotify Launch

Why did the lawyer sue Spotify? He claimed “free music” was an “unconstitutional devaluation of his client’s 1980s royalties.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer used a "Holographic Bluff." He made it look like he was...read more »

In 2000, the "New Economy" met the "Old Reality." Lawyers spent t...read more »

A mathematical tragedy involving a full bus and a missed opportun...read more »

Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »

The lawyer got the "AI Assistant's Memory" because it was the on...read more »

A masterclass in asking the right questions at the wrong time."Is...read more »

Why did the lawyer sue the blockchain? Because the "self-executi...read more »

A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »

He charged for "Mental Syncing with the LLM"—the time it takes f...read more »

In 2002, "accountability" became the new buzzword, which ironical...read more »

A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »

The struggle of learning the ropes and the bills.What’s the diffe...read more »

In 1997, the legal profession discovered its "cool" side thanks t...read more »

Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »

@Netscape_Ninja03/14/2004 00:22Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.

@CoolSkater9801/08/2000 09:08Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@PalmPilot_Pro08/21/2015 19:19Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!

@Blade_Runner_201903/25/1995 09:22All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

@Warcraft_Orc08/11/2010 09:54Work, work... and laugh, laugh!

@Web_2_0_Fan12/02/1996 22:50This is the future of humor!