Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Spinner. / Spinner who? / Spinner (Been-a) long time since you opened this door!
Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2017 Spinner & Switch Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2024 Archive: The Open
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »
2025 Classic: The Ben
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »
42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2016 Pokémon GO Edition
In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Europe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Honeydew
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »
2025 Archive: The Wooden
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »
41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2005 YouTube & Sith Edition
In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »
55 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Edition
Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Justin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »
😜 More from category: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Archive: The Luke
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Ivana
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »
2025 Classic: The Prompt
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Prompt. / Prompt who? / Prompt (P...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Harry
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »
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