What do you call a spider that just got married? A newly-web.
Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified
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You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!