The official song for every 2019 girl who is done being quiet.
Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
Bid 10/10 for this humor!
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
Why so serious? Read this joke!
Professional humor for professional people.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!