2012 Vintage: The Specialist

I went to a ‘Mayan Calendar Expert.’ He told me I’m not sick, I’m just ‘Out of Time’.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

"I'm eating 'Synthesized Protein'." "So... fake meat?" "No, it's ...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

"I'm thinking, therefore I am." "No, you're thinking, therefore I...read more »

In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

@Vaporwave_Original12/03/2012 09:13Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.

@Duke_Nukem_Quotes02/08/2003 00:19Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.

@Dorm_Room_Hero03/24/1998 16:06My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@Floppy_Fanatic07/18/2002 15:04Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@Austin_Powers_Y06/15/1995 12:30Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!

@Anchorman_Ron08/05/2013 17:30I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@Trololo_Man_7001/14/2007 01:38Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

@Rage_Comic_Fan12/11/2008 15:36FFFFFUUUUU-nny!