2003 Legacy: The Specialist 2

“He’s the best.” “Why?” “He’s the only one who can find a vein on the first try.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Count backwards from ten." "Ten... nine... Silicon... Valley..."...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »

In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

"Your heart rate is 160." "I just saw my 'Biological Age' update!...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

@Champ_Kind_Wham07/05/2000 02:44WHAMMY! That’s a good one!

@Harambe_Memories10/13/2003 02:24Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).

@LiveJournal_Deep06/23/2007 21:51Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.

@Forever_Alone_X01/01/2001 03:25At least I have my jokes to keep me company.

@Face_Palm_0101/15/2007 13:36Classic. Simply classic.