“I’ve named my sourdough starter ‘Yeasty Boys’!” “That’s nice, Brenda. But it’s the only thing in this house getting fed three times a day while I’m living on frozen pizza and despair.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2020 “New Normal & Carole Baskin” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
I knew you’d laugh at this.
The last city on Earth loves this one!
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!
We are many. We are laughing.
Saving the best laugh for last!