Gotye and Kimbra just stood there and turned into a painting while telling us about their breakup. It’s the artiest way to be sad.
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🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)
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2024 Vintage: The 2024 Paris Olympic Opening
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I just watched a two-hour blockbuster that was filmed entirely i...read more »
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60 Observational One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The farce is strong with this one!
That still only counts as one laugh!
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!