2004 Classic: The Snow Patrol

A guy says, “Run.” The bartender says, “Only if you’re being chased by the tab.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »

In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »

A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »

"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »

Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

@Dumb_And_Dumber08/12/1996 05:32So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@C++_Dev_9811/21/2008 21:32I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@Thundercats_Ho07/29/2006 16:59Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)

@Beanie_Campbell10/07/2004 14:47True friendship is sharing a good joke.

@Dancing_Baby_9603/30/2002 09:06Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

@Frame_Set_Wizard11/11/2001 18:39I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.

@Filter_Fanatic03/06/1996 10:49This joke looks better with a sepia filter.