1998 Archive: The Snake II Upgrade

My Nokia now has Snake II. It has mazes! Life will never be the same.

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@Lara_Croft_9602/11/1997 19:56Found a real treasure with this one.

@Austin_Powers_Doctor08/23/1999 18:43One million laughs! Mwahahaha!

@Iron_Man_Tony03/21/2006 02:12I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.

@Gnutella_User02/22/1998 20:22Peer-to-peer laughing!

@Brick_Tamland_L10/13/1995 22:30I love lamp. And I love this joke.

@Club_Penguin_Kid09/20/2004 06:45Waddle on over and read this!

@Railgun_Sniper11/13/2011 19:56I saw that laugh coming from across the map.

@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat12/01/2011 08:17Heh heh heh. Good one.