1996 Classic: The Snackwell’s

My wife ate the whole box because “they’re fat-free.” That’s not how biology works, Susan.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »

It burned "I HATE YOU" into my toast. I told my wife she needs t...read more »

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@Pokemon_Blue04/10/2008 19:45Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!

@SouthPark_Stan05/06/1999 22:18Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!

@StumbleUpon_User02/07/2007 15:41I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!

@Rocket_Jumper07/11/1995 08:44This humor took me to new heights!

@No_Way_Jose08/22/2004 19:49No way! That’s too much!