Why was the uncle talking to his wrist? Because the first “real” smartwatches arrived, and he felt like Dick Tracy while checking the score of the game.
Part of the 38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & What Does the Fox Say?” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2005 Joke: The Pumpkin Pie Was
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2025 Legacy: The "Metaverse" Black Friday
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37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Mannequin Challenge” Edition
In 2016, Thanksgiving was a wild ride. We were busy catching virt...read more »
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2023 Archive: Succession (The Finale)
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2009 Joke: A Family Was Sitting
A family was sitting down for Thanksgiving dinner when the father...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition
In 2009, Thanksgiving was about wearing 3D glasses at the table, ...read more »
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Why did the chair move itself? Because it detected that Aunt Susa...read more »
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In 2010, Thanksgiving was the year we stopped looking at each oth...read more »
2009 Joke: A Little Boy Asked
A little boy asked his grandfather, “Why do we eat turkey on Than...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
I’ll be back... to read this again.
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
That still only counts as one laugh!
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
Found this on the deep end of the net.