2013 Vintage: The Small Print

Why did the lawyer use “Vine Green” font? To make the fees look “fresh and fleeting.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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A lawyer brought a 3D-scanner to the funeral to "mint" the decea...read more »

A lawyer used a "Holographic Bluff." He made it look like he was...read more »

An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny.How w...read more »

The lawyer got the "AI Assistant's Memory" because it was the on...read more »

A lawyer spent 50 hours looking for a client's private key. He b...read more »

In 2007, the world went "Smart," and the legal profession went "M...read more »

Why did the lawyer sue the blockchain? Because the "self-executi...read more »

In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »

A lawyer started a "Mars Division." He’s currently billing for "...read more »

A lawyer represented a human suing a robot for divorce. The main...read more »

A lawyer rejected a juror because the AI predicted their "honest...read more »

@Resident_Evil_Z05/06/1995 01:49Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!

@Titanic_Survivor09/18/2001 06:21I’ll never let go... of this joke.

@Tyler_Durden_Real10/11/2007 17:58Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Flash_Intro_Hater06/10/2007 02:50Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!

@Technorati_Tag09/15/1999 04:53Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.

@Leeroy_Jenkins08/11/2010 22:08At least I have chicken... and this joke!