2007 Archive: The Small Print

Why did the lawyer use “iPhone Blue” font? He wanted the client to think the bill was an official Apple update.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Reading the fine print of an eternal agreement.The Devil told a l...read more »

Why did the lawyer subpoena the witness's brain chip? Because "I...read more »

Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »

Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win.A lawyer a...read more »

Why did the lawyer send his hologram to court? To make sure he c...read more »

The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »

A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »

A lawyer started a "Mars Division." He’s currently billing for "...read more »

A rare sighting in the legal wild, documented for your entertainm...read more »

In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »

"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »

Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »

In 2017, the legal world learned that if you don't like the evide...read more »

In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »

@SpaceJam_Fan03/02/2000 00:51Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.

@WebTV_Viewer02/19/2014 10:43Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!

@Walter_Sobchak11/03/1996 17:13Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@Railgun_Sniper09/21/1999 23:06I saw that laugh coming from across the map.

@Android_Bot_9910/15/1999 11:58Beep boop. Humor recognized.

@Streamer_Pro_9905/01/2002 18:45Thanks for the donation and the joke!