2005 Classic: The Small Print

Why did the lawyer use “Comic Sans” in a 2-point font? Because he wanted the client to think the lawsuit was “fun” while being unreadable.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Msdos_Commander02/28/2009 00:18C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@Terminator_T80012/28/2001 07:55I’ll be back... to read this again.

@Fresh_Prince_Will08/26/2014 11:08Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.

@Silk_Road_Ghost04/12/1998 09:36Trading jokes in the shadows.

@Big_Lebowski_Dude10/18/2012 01:48The Dude abides... this joke.

@Step_Brothers_B05/22/2001 01:17Did we just become best friends? Yup!

@Rage_Comic_Fan09/22/2015 05:19FFFFFUUUUU-nny!