Why did the lawyer move his firm to Slack? So he could use the “Custom Emoji” feature to react to every $500-per-hour billing notification with a money bag.
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🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition
In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Tech Support
"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & Smart Billing” Edition
In 2007, the world went "Smart," and the legal profession went "M...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Bio-Metric Jury
A lawyer rejected a juror because the AI predicted their "honest...read more »
2025 Archive: The Hourly Rate
He charged for "Mental Syncing with the LLM"—the time it takes f...read more »
50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2014 “Alexa & The Frozen Tundra” Edition
In 2014, the legal world realized that "privacy" was officially a...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Internship
The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »
2025 Archive: The Graduation
A lawyer who graduated in 2025 is "someone who knows how to blam...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition
In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »
The Bus Load
A mathematical tragedy involving a full bus and a missed opportun...read more »
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2025 Archive: The Inheritance
A lawyer brought a 3D-scanner to the funeral to "mint" the decea...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Battle Royales” Edition
In 2017, the legal world learned that if you don't like the evide...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2024 “Deepfake Elections & Spatial Billing” Edition
In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »
The Small Town
Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
This is the future of humor!