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2016 Vintage: The “Sit Still, Look Pretty”

 Daya is not going to be a puppet. 2016 is the year of the “Independent Girl” anthem.

Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016 Reality Shift archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@N64_GoldenEye04/26/2012 08:09Better than a headshot in Complex!
@Titanic_Jack01/29/2002 02:16I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Finding_Nemo_Dory06/21/2009 18:50Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
@Tina_Eat_Food11/30/2005 07:05Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
@First_World_P03/22/2012 15:47My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Tuenti_Specialist03/27/1998 12:24A classic from the Spanish web too!
@Llamas_With_Hats02/16/2002 06:25Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!

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