1996 Vintage: The Singing Fish

What kind of music do fish listen to? Something with a good “bass.”

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall? A...read more »

The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »

Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying? A: Because he Neverlands!read more »

Kid: Did you get a haircut? Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »

In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »

Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »

Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?" ...read more »

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: In case he go...read more »

By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »

Kid: I had a thought. Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »

They were acting odd.read more »

It lost all its contacts.read more »

Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: You put a little boogie in...read more »

In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »

@Vaporwave_Original05/09/2004 14:00Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.

@USB_Pioneer06/18/2006 08:47Plug and Play laughter!

@Grumpy_Cat_Real12/07/1996 07:09I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).

@Flickr_User_0406/08/2013 03:08A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.

@Web_2_0_Fan04/16/2015 20:16This is the future of humor!

@Social_Media_G08/09/2005 10:04I’m going to poke you for this joke!

@Podcast_Listener06/12/1997 02:15I’ll mention this in my next episode!