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2019 Archive: The Simone Biles “Triple-Double”

Why did they name another move after her? Because she did a landing so difficult that most humans would have turned into a pretzel.

Part of the 47 Sports Jokes: The 2019 “The Bounce & Tiger’s Roar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Legacy: The "Beer" in the Stands (Premier League)
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The Boxing Match
A knockout joke for the heavyweights.My doctor told me I should t...read more »
2025 Classic: The Olympic "Hangover" in Paris
Why was the city so empty? Because after 2024, the Parisians real...read more »
The Cycling Gear
Spending $5,000 to look like a colorful sausage.I bought a profes...read more »
The Baseball Contract
Negotiating life one strike at a time.The baseball player spent t...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Non-Stop" Soccer Calendar
Why were the players taking naps during corners? Because between ...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Prime Time" Colorado Exit?
Why was Deion Sanders in the news? Because his sons were heading ...read more »
The E-Sports Logic
When your thumb muscles are the strongest part of your body.My so...read more »
2025 Classic: The Club World Cup Expansion
Why was the summer schedule so full? Because FIFA decided that 32...read more »
The Chess Athlete
Mental gymnastics at its most intense.My dad says chess is a spor...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Angelfire_User07/06/2009 23:25Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
@Married_With_Kids04/14/1997 17:09Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
@CSS_Master_9907/04/2009 19:20Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
@Woman_Yelling_C11/27/2000 08:58The cat is just sitting there laughing!
@Animated_Mail_G09/06/2009 17:45The spinning envelope told me to come here.
@Digg_Submitter_0503/22/2012 23:12Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
@Arthas_Fan_0211/15/1999 18:47Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
@Salad_Fingers_F03/08/2003 16:51I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
@Hat_Tip_Sir01/12/2011 23:24M’lady... this joke is superb.
@Mobile_Web_0102/18/2012 22:50Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!

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