1999 Classic: The Silicon Valley Gold

Why did the lawyer move to Palo Alto? He heard there were tech start-ups with more VC money than common sense.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »

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In 2025, "I think, therefore I bill" became the industry's offici...read more »

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@South_Park_Cartman07/24/2000 21:54Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@Burning_CDs05/14/2015 23:45I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@Pentium_Power12/14/2015 01:24My processor can barely handle this much humor!

@Nu_Metal_Kid03/22/2001 18:33I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!

@Grammar_Nazi_9901/25/2001 04:52Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!