“Our marriage is like the third Shrek movie.” “A classic?” “No, it’s a cash grab that’s lost its original charm.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Total Meltdowns” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
Standard classic. Never gets old.
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.