1999 Legacy: The Shot Glass

A shot glass says, “I’m the only thing that won’t crash at midnight.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Pokemon_Blue03/14/2007 22:24Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!

@USB_Pioneer10/31/2007 05:48Plug and Play laughter!

@Kazaa_Leecher07/05/2003 05:15I downloaded this joke in under a minute!

@Malware_Hunter05/24/2003 14:37Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Slow_Clap_Guy05/20/2000 17:06...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!