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2009 Vintage: The “Sexy Bitch” David Guetta

 Akon is on this too. 2009 is the year the “DJ as a Superstar” era officially began.

Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2009 Blue-Screen Era archive. Historically Verified

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