2009 Vintage: The Sex on the Beach

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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A woman walks in with a bouquet of flowers and a complicated rel...read more »

In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »

Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »

In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »

In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »

A guy shows a photo of a tiny, sweaty hippo. The bartender says,...read more »

When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »

In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »

In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »

@Floppy_Fanatic12/10/2005 06:17Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@Fight_Club_Member06/26/2011 04:26I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.

@Evil_Kermit_M11/06/2015 23:36Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.

@PopUp_Blocker_X10/29/2004 06:18I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.

@LiveJournal_Deep10/26/2013 02:24Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.