Four women order Cosmos and complain that the movie was too long.
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Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!