“Doctor, I think I’m a computer.” “Wait for a second. I need to check if you’re compatible with my new software.”
Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells & Space Odyssey” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Expensive Stethoscope
When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Ozempic 2.0
I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »
2025 Archive: The Knee
"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition
In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »
The Memory Pill
A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »
2025 Classic: The Emergency
"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »
71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition
In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »
The Sleep Study
Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Hands
"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »
61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue Pills & Blue Screens” Edition
In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Surgeon
"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »
2025 Archive: The Exercise
"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Ear Exam 2
"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Selective Neur...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart-Watch 4.0
My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.