1999 Vintage: The Screwdriver 2.0

A guy orders a Screwdriver and asks for “more megabytes of orange juice.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@AOL_Surfer10/26/2005 01:34You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!

@Bluetooth_Bot03/10/2000 04:54Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@Doge_Much_Funny10/14/2009 12:33Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.

@Harambe_Memories09/28/2014 22:35Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).

@Facepalm_Master09/26/2006 12:04I facepalmed and then I laughed.

@Opera_User_9906/18/1997 08:35Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.