Why did the pine tree go to the barber? It needed to be “needled.”
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I’ll never let go... of this joke.
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
The Dude abides... this joke.
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!