Why did the maple tree go to the doctor? It had “sticky” sap.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
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Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
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That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Silently laughing in the snow.
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
*Boom* - there goes my brain!
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.