Why did the spider join the Metaverse? To build a better “web-experience.”
Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 “Final Frontier” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 "Barbenheimer" Edition
In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
A joke for the end of the world.
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
I facepalmed and then I laughed.