Why did the spider join the band? He was great at “weaving” melodies.
Part of the 49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Spirit” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 "Touchscreen" Edition
The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 "Barbenheimer" Edition
In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.