2018 Archive: The Scared Spider

Why did the spider join the band? He was great at “weaving” melodies.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Sofishticated.read more »

The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »

An orca-stra.read more »

As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »

Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »

Kid: Can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »

Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying? A: Because he Neverlands!read more »

Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?" ...read more »

Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »

Because you can see right through them.read more »

In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »

Kid: Dad, my nose is running. Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »

Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: You put a little boogie in...read more »

Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? A: H...read more »

@Skate_Or_Die_9903/28/2009 18:49Totally gnarly humor, dude!

@Requiem_Dreamer03/09/2004 08:07That was intense... and funny!

@Offspring_Guy10/15/2012 04:55The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.

@Animorphs_X10/23/2011 23:00I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!

@Ninja_Turtle_R09/10/2013 05:47Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.

@Old_School_Frank03/03/1999 09:13We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!

@Construction_Dig05/04/2009 04:29Still digging for more humor!

@Habbo_Hotel_Bob07/31/2000 15:51The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!