Why did the spider join the band? He was great at “weaving” melodies.
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Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
The future is laughing at us.
Still digging for more humor!
My followers need to see this!