2002 Vintage: The Scared Spider

Why did the spider join the band? He was great at “weaving” melodies.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Linux_Kernel_0.107/05/2001 03:10Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@Britney_Spears_Fan08/08/2005 14:37Oops, I laughed again!

@Green_Day_Fan04/18/2002 22:32Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.

@Magic_SchoolBus11/13/2014 10:37Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!

@Tay_Zonday_Fan02/26/2014 13:26Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.