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Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
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Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
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53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
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52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
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What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
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Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
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Why did the old man fall in the well?
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I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
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