What do you call a snake that’s a mathematician? An “adder.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
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