Why was the highway so stressed? It had too many “forks” in the road.
Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Puns” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
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LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.