Why did the ghost go to the gym? To work on his “dead” lift.
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Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
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Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
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It had too many problems.read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
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He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
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He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
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It left its Windows open.read more »
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Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
The coolest joke in the zip code.
What is this? A joke for ants?
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
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