Why did the ghost go to the elevator? To lift his “spirits.”
Part of the 56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Standard classic. Never gets old.
This is why we need the internet.
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.