Why did the ghost go to the disco? To “shake his sheet.”
Part of the 54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Standard classic. Never gets old.
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
By the gods, this is a funny one!
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.