Why don’t elephants use cell phones? They’re afraid of the “trunk” calls.
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What is the deal with these funny jokes?
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
I want it that way... the funny way!
By the gods, this is a funny one!
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.