Why don’t elephants use cell phones? They’re afraid of the “trunk” calls.
Part of the 57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
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You got it, dude! Hilarious.
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Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
M’lady... this joke is superb.
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