Why do elephants never use computers? Because they’re afraid of the “mouse.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the computer catch a cold?
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Sofishticated.read more »
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In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
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Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
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