Why do elephants never use computers? Because they’re afraid of the “mouse.”
Part of the 59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
...read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 "Wii-mote" Edition
In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
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What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!