Why did the computer go to the tailor? To fix its “hard-wear.”
Part of the 43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 “Old Town Road” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 "Ever Given" Edition
In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 "Barbenheimer" Edition
In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
Peer-to-peer laughing!
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
... (Laughter in silence).
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
Deal with it. This is gold.