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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Because they cantaloupe.read more »

In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »

Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »

By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »

Because you can see right through them.read more »

It was two tired.read more »

In case he got a hole in one.read more »

In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »

He was outstanding in his field.read more »

Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich? Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »

In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »

Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers? Dad: No...read more »

Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt? A: It’s a big waist ...read more »

The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »

@Dial_Up_King02/18/2003 11:47Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@Backstreet_Fan04/09/2006 14:34I want it that way... the funny way!

@Offspring_Guy09/05/2000 05:21The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.

@Karate_Kid_Wax09/21/1997 02:30Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.

@Mini_Me_Rocks04/26/2009 13:01... (Laughter in silence).

@Evil_Kermit_M11/02/1997 15:26Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.

@Gaia_Online_Gold12/05/2010 15:13Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.

@Runescape_Noob09/12/2002 12:21Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!