Why did the woodpecker go to the doctor? He had a “splitting” headache.
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😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the old man fall in the well?
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Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
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Kid: What’s that?
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I should make a stickman movie about this.
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
More capacity for humor on this site!
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
One does not simply read one joke.
Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
A classic from the Spanish web too!
I should make a game about this joke.
#funny #joke #retro #90s