Why did the baker get arrested? He was caught “rolling” in the dough.
Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreen” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.