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2009 Legacy: The Sangria

 “Fruit salad for adults.”

Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Legacy: The Retro-Human
 A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »
65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition
In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
 A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »
2025 Archive: The Turing Test
 A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »
2024 Classic: The Solar Eclipse
 A guy walks into a bar on April 8th wearing cardboard glasses. H...read more »
2024 Classic: The Moana 2
 "I am Moana of Motunui!" "And I am Greg of the Night Shift. Orde...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 1995 “Neon Signs & Jukebox” Edition
In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »
2024 Archive: The Nosferatu
 A guy walks in and says, "I'm waiting for the dark." The bartend...read more »
30 Bar Jokes: The 2025 “Reality Is Premium” Edition
In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »
69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition
In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »

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2025 Classic: The Crypto-Crash Survivor
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2025 Legacy: The Bio-Metric Pour
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2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
 A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »
The Roman Drink
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tamagotchi_Sitter12/10/2012 14:59My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Charmed_Ones05/06/2007 21:48The power of three... laughs!
@Men_In_Black_K08/31/2013 08:09We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@Dirty_Dancing_F03/26/2008 09:30Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
@Prestige_World_W05/26/2011 10:49Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
@Ring_Member_9807/19/1995 02:25Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
@Noob_Slayer_X11/04/2001 18:08Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
@Me_Gusta_Face07/18/2009 07:16Me Gusta this joke. Very much.

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